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Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty: Tables
On the surface, it seems like you might not have a leg to stand on: like you’re always folding and you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen. But in reality, you get by quite easily…you know, I’d say...
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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Five: The Periodic Table
I’m ironing out a bet: I said I’d give a nickel to any copper who goes for the gold in the county’s treasure chest-hiding competition (to see who could bury ’em the fastest). But alas, competitions...
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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Two: Spoons
Would you believe that on Sunday we’re going to get a new table? It’s from a city in the desert that has making furniture down to a tee. What a scoop!
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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Four: Jewelry Cuts
“If you ever go to a table of a fancy French restaurant, step to it and make sure you get there by eight,” explained the tour guide. “They always serve bread on time. I know of several people who rose...
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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Forty Nine: Salt
Don’t rock the table if you see anything unrefined or in bad taste. It simply isn’t kosher.
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